{"id":14019,"date":"2025-07-09T18:56:58","date_gmt":"2025-07-09T22:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/?p=14019"},"modified":"2025-07-09T18:56:58","modified_gmt":"2025-07-09T22:56:58","slug":"jordan-cerminara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/jordan-cerminara","title":{"rendered":"Jordan Cerminara"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-call-waiting.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1294\" src=\"https:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-call-waiting.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14020\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-call-waiting.jpg 1000w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-call-waiting-232x300.jpg 232w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-call-waiting-791x1024.jpg 791w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-call-waiting-768x994.jpg 768w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-call-waiting-210x272.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>Call Waiting<\/em><br>11&#8243;x8.5&#8243;; vintage magazine ads and craft tape on paper; 2021<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Jordan Cerminara<br>Beaverton, Oregon<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>STATEMENT<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Arranging disparate images to create a visual goof is what I am all about! I&#8217;ve spent my entire life around analog processes and let my materials come to me. I source mostly from a collection of found books, magazines, and any free print materials I find while traveling this beautiful country doing stand-up comedy. A classic scissor cut is my preferred method of extraction for a majority of the people, animals, food items, and objects I use in my creations but will employ a surgical blade for precision cuts when necessary. Currently, I adhere my work to mixed media paper or complementary patterns and\/or environments with AdTech crafting tape but am beginning to explore working with different pastes on canvas, wood, and found objects. Laying out a collage is very similar to how I write my jokes&#8211;I look at what stands out to me, precisely cut out the elements I have to work with and make a kind of visual wordplay that (hopefully) communicates something thought provoking on the goofy end of the spectrum. It&#8217;s the best feeling to watch someone look at my work and see them chuckle. Never surprised and always humbled when some folks don&#8217;t &#8220;get it.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>BIO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stand-up comic, collage artist, and co-creator of <em>The Art Critique Comedy Show<\/em>, Jordan Cerminara is a working entertainer at clubs and independent venues across North America. From one-liners to carefully crafted bits and full-blown stories, he brings a high-energy style to the stage with clever wordplay, a gamut of goofy voices, and the pipes of a karaoke legend. His debut comedy album, <em>Cuttin It Up,<\/em> released with Burn This Records hit #1 on the Amazon and Apple iTunes comedy charts. A lifelong maker of collage, Cerminara is a member of the Pacific Northwest Collage Collective and has exhibited his collage at Art in the Cave in Vancouver, Washington.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>ARTIST CONTACT<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(415) 741-4456<br>[<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"mailto:handcutcomedy@thejokeisonme.com\" target=\"_blank\">click to email<\/a>]<br><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/handcutcomedy\/\" data-type=\"URL\" target=\"_blank\">INSTAGRAM<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/handcutcomedy.com\">WEBSITE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>IMAGES<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-jersey-michelangelo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1335\" src=\"https:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-jersey-michelangelo.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14021\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-jersey-michelangelo.jpg 1000w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-jersey-michelangelo-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-jersey-michelangelo-767x1024.jpg 767w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-jersey-michelangelo-768x1025.jpg 768w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-jersey-michelangelo-210x280.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>Jersey Michaelangelo<\/em><br>11&#8243;x8.5&#8243;; vintage books, magazines, and craft tape on paper; 2024<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-daddy-long-walks.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1294\" src=\"https:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-daddy-long-walks.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14022\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-daddy-long-walks.jpg 1000w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-daddy-long-walks-232x300.jpg 232w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-daddy-long-walks-791x1024.jpg 791w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-daddy-long-walks-768x994.jpg 768w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-daddy-long-walks-210x272.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>Daddy Long Walks<\/em><br>11&#8243;x8.5&#8243;; vintage magazines and craft tape on paper; 2022<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-tea-party.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1385\" src=\"https:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-tea-party.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14023\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-tea-party.jpg 1000w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-tea-party-217x300.jpg 217w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-tea-party-739x1024.jpg 739w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-tea-party-768x1064.jpg 768w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-tea-party-210x291.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>Tea Party<\/em><br>11&#8243;x8.5&#8243;; vintage books, magazines, and craft tape on paper; 2023<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-dairy-alternative.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1294\" src=\"https:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-dairy-alternative.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-dairy-alternative.jpg 1000w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-dairy-alternative-232x300.jpg 232w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-dairy-alternative-791x1024.jpg 791w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-dairy-alternative-768x994.jpg 768w, http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-dairy-alternative-210x272.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><em>Dairy Alternative<\/em><br>11&#8243;x8.5&#8243;; vintage magazines and craft tape on paper; 2022<br><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beaverton, Oregon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":14020,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[8],"tags":[208],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jordan-cerminara-call-waiting.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2BNTD-3E7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14019"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14019"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14036,"href":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14019\/revisions\/14036"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kolajmagazine.com\/artistdirectory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}